everets:

I would love to get friendzoned because then I would have a friend

how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up

(Source: m-eg)

wartortles:

if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it

queer-punk:

wow i’m really hungry i could go for a piece of rough sex

urbancatfitters:

great gatsby movie drinking game:

• take 1 shot whenever gatsby says “old sport”
• die